Laugh And The World Laughs With You;

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.

You Are Not Fully Dressed Until You Wear A Smile.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.