Laugh And The World Laughs With You;

An Expert Is Someone Who Takes Something You Already Know And Makes It Sound Confusing.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.