Laugh And The World Laughs With You;

The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

All Men Are Born Equal, But Some Of Them Outgrow It.

Hope Is Tomorrow's Veneer Over Today's Disappointment.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.