Laugh And The World Laughs With You;

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

Hope Is Tomorrow's Veneer Over Today's Disappointment.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.