The First Piano Was Built Long After

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.

There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian Andersen In Every Dane.