The First Piano Was Built Long After

That's Why I've Never Thought Of Retiring Because I Do It All The Time Whether On The Stage Or Off. I Found That In A Precarious Situation, A Smile Is The Shortest Distance Between People. When One Needs To Reach Out For Sympathy Or A Link With People, What Better Way Is There?

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?