The First Piano Was Built Long After

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.