(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience)

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

The Essence Of A General's Job Is To Assist In Developing A Clear Sense Of Purpose . To Keep The Junk From Getting In The Way Of Important Things.