(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience)

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.