...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.