...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.