I Learned To Play The Piano On

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?