I Learned To Play The Piano On

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.