I Learned To Play The Piano On

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.

Flint Must Be An Extremely Wealthy Town: I See That Each Of You Bought Two Or Three Seats.

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.