The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.

The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.

Adam And Eve Were The First Of All Unions To Defy Management.