The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

A Batch Of Credit Cards Fattens A Wallet Before It Thins It.

A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The Power Behind The Drone.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

Many A Woman Would Get A Divorce If She Could Do It Without Making Her Husband Happy.