The Saddest Thing In Life Is To

A Home In The Country Is What A City Man Hopes To Buy And A Farmer Hopes To Sell.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.