Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants

The Survival Of The Fittest Is Going To Make Some Man Very Lonesome Some Day.

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.