A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.