A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.