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If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

I Can See You In The Kitchen Bending Over A Hot Stove, And I Can't See The Stove

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I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

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