In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.