Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

I Think You've Got Something There, But I'll Wait Outside Until You Clean It Up.

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

Firefly: Where Is Your Husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, He's Dead. Firefly: I'll Bet He's Just Using That As An Excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I Was With Him To The Very End. Firefly: Hmmph. No Wonder He Passed Away. Mrs. Teasdale: I Held Him In My Arms And Kissed Him. Firefly: Oh I See. Then, It Was Murder.