The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.