The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.