The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.