The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.