Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.