Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.