Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.