Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.