Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!