Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.