Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything -

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.