The Bigger The Audience, The Better With

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.

I Was A Christian. I Didn't Want To Have Sex Before Marriage, I Was A Bit Uptight And Not Very Self-confident. I Was A Virgin Until I Was 26.

The Bigger The Audience, The Better With Comedy.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.