Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal

You Never Want To Be The Grumpy Guy, Although I Do Have Quite A Grumpy Face.

I Don't Think Young People Should Have Bottoms, They're Too Young For That Sort Of Thing.

My Favourite Road Sign Is 'falling Rocks'. What Exactly Am I Supposed To Do With That Information? They May As Well Have A Sign Saying "random Accidents Ahead", "life's A Lottery, Be Lucky."

Eighteen Years Since The Chernobyl Disaster. Is It Just Me Surprized? Still No Superheroes!

I Worry About My Nan. If She's Alone And Falls, Does She Make A Noise? I'm Joking, She's Dead.