Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal

I Go Around The Country And Do A Simple Gag Like, 'the Property Ladder Is Now A Snake' And Get A Real Laugh.

You Never Want To Be The Grumpy Guy, Although I Do Have Quite A Grumpy Face.

The Tragedy For Comedians Is There's Nothing More They Want Than To Be Liked. We Desperately Seek Approval. It's Almost Like A Personality Disorder You Can Do As A Job.

You Go, Well You Can't Joke About Race. Well If You're From A Different Race And That's Your Experience Of The World And You Want To Talk About That, Then Fine. Or You Can't Talk About Disability, But Disabled Comics Can Talk About That.

My Mum Told Me The Best Time To Ask My Dad For Anything Was During Sex. Not The Best Advice I'd Ever Been Given. I Burst In Through The Bedroom Door Saying "can I Have A New Bike?". He Was Very Upset. His Secretary Was Surprisingly Nice About It. I Got The Bike.