People With Tourettes.....what Makes Them Tick?

I Was Out With A Friend And He Came Over With A Pair Of Girls. I Said To Him "they're Like Buses." He Said "what? Because You Wait For Ages And Then Two Come Along At Once." I Said "no, They Are Like Buses!"

I Think The Idea That Death Is Not The End, That Your Dog's Just Gone To Live On The Farm, Is Limiting. Thoughts Like That Prevent You From Making The Most Of The Time That You Have.

I Had A Survey Done On My House. 8 Out Of 10 People Said They Really Rather Liked It

My Father Always Used To Say, "what Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger," - 'til The Accident.

My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To Tease Her, So I Said "alright, Fatty."