My Father Always Used To Say, "what

Recently My Girlfriend Asked Me If I Was Having Sex Behind Her Back And I Replied, "yes, Who Did You Think It Was?"

I'm Not Being Condescending, I'm Too Busy Thinking About Far More Important Things You Wouldn't Understand.

I Was In Love With The Idea Of Being In Love With A Woman Way Before I Was Actually In Love With One.

Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal For Experimentation.

A Big Girl Once Came Up To Me After A Show And Said "i Think You're Fatist." I Said "no, No. I Think You're Fattest."