I Pay What I Have To And

I Used To Buy Lottery Tickets Every Week Until I Realised You Could Watch It On Tv For Nothing.

I Was In The South Of France. I Saw A Brownie On A School Trip. She Was Holding Up A Book. It Said On The Front 'rough Guide'. I Thought: 'yeah' She's Not A Looker.

Staying In Luxury Hotels Still Gives Me A Kick, Especially Oulton Hall In Yorkshire. I'd Stay In A Hotel For The Breakfast And Room Service.

You Never Want To Be The Grumpy Guy, Although I Do Have Quite A Grumpy Face.

When Someone Close To You Dies, Move Seats.