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My Dad's Dying Wish Was To Have His Family Around Him. I Can't Help Thinking He Would Have Been Better Off With More Oxygen.

Remember To Never Answer A Phone During Sex, Even If You Hilariously Answer With 'i Can't Talk Now, I'm Going Into A Tunnel'.

I Did A Gig In The U.s. Once For The Homeless. I Said 'it's Nice To See So Many Bums On Seats.'

You Never Want To Be The Grumpy Guy, Although I Do Have Quite A Grumpy Face.

It's So Clear Cut With A Comedian - You Have That Reflex Action, Whereby You Laugh Or You Don't. And So You Either Love Us Or You Simply Cannot See Why People Are Laughing.