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My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

We Have 51 Golf Courses In Palm Springs. He [president Ford] Never Decides Which Course He Will Play Until After The First Tee Shot.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.