Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.