The Audience Was Swell. They Were So

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

Miniskirts Have Become Quite A Fad. They're Even Some Guys Wearing Them. Don't Laugh, If You Had Thought To Of That, You'd Not Be Here Now.

You Know, Marriage Is Making A Big Comeback. I Know Personally That In Hollywood People Are Marrying People They Never Married Before.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.