The Audience Was Swell. They Were So

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!