The Audience Was Swell. They Were So

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.