Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.