Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.