The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.