Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

The First Thing Which I Can Record Concerning Myself Is, That I Was Born. These Are Wonderful Words. This Life, To Which Neither Time Nor Eternity Can Bring Diminution - This Everlasting Living Soul, Began. My Mind Loses Itself In These Depths.

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

She Got Her Looks From Her Father. He's A Plastic Surgeon.