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A Child Of Five Would Understand This. Send Someone To Fetch A Child Of Five.

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.

Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last Thing I'll Do!