Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.

John You Say You Met In An Elevator. Was The Elevator Going Up At The Time, Or Down? This Is Very Important, For Going Down In An Elevator One Always Has That Sinking Feeling And For All I Know You May Have This Confused With Love. If You Were Going Up, It Is Clearly A Case Of Love At First Sight.

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus