Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.

Dig Trenches? With Our Men Being Killed Off Like Flies? There Isn't Time To Dig Trenches. We'll Have To Buy Them Ready Made.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.