Television. That's Where Movies Go When They

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.