Television. That's Where Movies Go When They

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.