Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.