Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.