Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.