Sure, We Did Need The Oil In

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.