Sure, We Did Need The Oil In

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

Celebrities Have A Way Of Touching Our Lives. Perhaps We Are Influenced By Their Screen Image, Or Perhaps By Their Acquired Status. Here Are Some Celebrity Quotes About Christmas. You Will Find That Just Like Everybody Else, Celebrities Also Enjoy The Little Pleasures Of Christmas.

Rock And Roll Is Catching On All Over . . . France . . . England . . . They Even Have It In Japan, Only Over There They Call It Judo.