Sure, We Did Need The Oil In

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.