Sure, We Did Need The Oil In

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!