I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

I Have Seen What A Laugh Can Do. It Can Transform Almost Unbearable Tears Into Something Bearable, Even Hopeful.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.