I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.