I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.