I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.