I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.