I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.