I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.