I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.