Success Is When Your Name Is In

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.