The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.