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President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.