The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

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Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.