Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.