Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.