Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.