Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?