Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.