Stop The Violence! Can't We All Just

I Always Say About My Daughters, They Save Me From My Miserable Self. They Take Me Out, You Know, A Comedian, You Could Live In Your Head A Lot. And You're Writing And You're Doubting. But When I'm With My Kids And My Family, It's All About Them.

You Got A Gun, You Don't Have To Work Out.

Actually, I Think All Addiction Starts With Soda. Every Junkie Did Soda First. But No One Counts That. Maybe They Should. The Soda Connection Is Clear. Why Isn't A Presidential Commission Looking Into This? Or At Least Some Guys From The National Carbonation Council.

For The Most Part, Comedy Is The Only Fair Part Of Show Business.

Unlike Flying Or Astral Projection, Walking Through Walls Is An Earthbound Pursuit.