Stop The Violence! Can't We All Just

I Never Watched The Oscars. Come On, It's A Fashion Show . . . What Straight Black Man Sits There And Watches The Oscars? Show Me One. And They Don't Recognize Comedy, And You Don't See A Lot Of Black People Nominated, So Why Should I Watch It?

People Are The Same Wherever You Go. And If They Weren't, They Wouldn't Laugh At The Same S**t.

There's Always A Moment In Any Stand-up Show I Do Where People Are Booing. They Kinda Boo A Premise. And Then I Bail Myself Out With A Joke. But It's Like Trying To Do Movies Where There's A Dramatic Undertone.

When You're White, The Sky's The Limit. When You're Black, The Limit's The Sky.

School Shootings Were Invented By Blacks... And Stolen By The White Man.