Welcome To The 77th And Last Oscars.

You Can't Fake Comedy - It's Not Like A Movie, Where A Director Can Just Cast A Pretty Face.

I Literally Don't Know What I'm Going To Do Next. That's Successful.

Men Lie The Most, Women Tell The Biggest Lies.

A Comedian Has To Live In His Head. All This Comedy Comes From A Lonely Place. When You're Surrounded By An Entourage, You're Not Living In Your Head.

The U.s Government Hates Rap Music