Welcome To The 77th And Last Oscars.

It's My Real Name. My Mother's Name Is Rose Rock. It Was The Worst Name As A Kid To Have. They Called Me Piece Of The Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, And Flintstones. Now They Call Me Mister Rock.

I Don't Get High, But Sometimes I Wish I Did. That Way, When I Messed Up In Life I Would Have An Excuse. But Right Now There's No Rehab For Stupidity.

You Know What Ged Stands For? Good Enough Diploma.

Unlike Flying Or Astral Projection, Walking Through Walls Is An Earthbound Pursuit.

I Do What I Can Do When I Can Do It.