It Used To Take Years To Become

You'd Got A Baseball Game, Or A Football Game, Basketball Game, "usa! Usa! Usa!" Hey, Calm Down! Got A Little German On It, Don't You Think?

If You Can Keep Your Son Off The Pipe And Your Daughter Off The Pole, You're Ahead Of The Game.

You Don't Pay Taxes - They Take Taxes.

I Pride Myself On Being The Guy Who Can Do Def Comedy Jam And Charlie Rose. And Do Well On Both.

I'm A Nerd. I'm A Little Guy... The Last Guy You'd Expect In A Romantic Movie.