Pretty Girls Have Problems Too.

Being A Comedian Is A Lot Like Being An Athlete. If You're Carl Lewis And You're The Fastest, Then No Matter What You're The Fastest.

It's My Real Name. My Mother's Name Is Rose Rock. It Was The Worst Name As A Kid To Have. They Called Me Piece Of The Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, And Flintstones. Now They Call Me Mister Rock.

Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out Over A Four-hour Show.

You Don't Need A Critic To Tell You People Aren't Laughing.

We Were So Poor My Daddy Unplugged The Clocks When We Went To Bed.