Sometimes The Feeling That Life Is Great

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

If You Have It And You Know You Have It, Then You Have It. If You Have It And Don't Know You Have It, You Don't Have It. If You Don't Have It But You Think You Have It, Then You Have It.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable.