I Always Knew What I Was Doing.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.