I Always Knew What I Was Doing.

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To Remember-me, I Drink To Get Bagged.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

I Didn't Have Things As A Child, And I Was Determined To Get Them.

The Miami Beach Audience Is The Greatest Audience In The World!