Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake

Golf And Women Are A Lot Alike. You Know You Are Not Going To Wind Up With Anything But Grief, But You Can't Resist The Impulse.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

A Lot Of People Say, 'well, I Like A Challenge. 'i Don`t Like Challenges. Life Is Tough Enough Without Any Challenges.

Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To Remember-me, I Drink To Get Bagged.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.