The Best Part Of You Ran Down

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To Remember-me, I Drink To Get Bagged.

I Have No Use For Humility. I Am A Fellow With An Exceptional Talent.

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.