The Best Part Of You Ran Down

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

I Have No Use For Humility. I Am A Fellow With An Exceptional Talent.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.