The Best Part Of You Ran Down

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

The Worst Thing You Can Do With Money Is Save It.

Sometimes The Feeling That Life Is Great Just Swells Up Inside You And Fills You With Joy.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.