The Best Part Of You Ran Down

The Worst Thing You Can Do With Money Is Save It.

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.

Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!