The Best Part Of You Ran Down

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.

Modesty Is The Artifice Of Actors, Similar To Passion In Call Girls.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

I Have No Use For Humility. I Am A Fellow With An Exceptional Talent.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.