Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.

I Like Children - Fried.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.