I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.