I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.