I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.