If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.