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No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.