Never Mind What I Told You -

In The Ten Years Since I Had Run Away From Home...i Had Gone Through More Strange Experiences Than The Average Person Crowds Into A Whole Lifetime.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.